Privacy Policy

The short version

We don’t collect or sell your personal information. The extent of our data collection is knowing roughly how many people visited the site and which country they came from. The rest is not our business. Your age, interests, and browsing habits are for your significant other to worry about.

What we actually collect

  • Basic analytics: page views, approximate country, referrer, browser/device type, and similar aggregate traffic data. We use this to understand what people read and whether the site is working.
  • If you email us: your email address and whatever you choose to send. We use it to reply. Please don’t send us secrets, passwords, or your grandmother’s secret recipe unless you really want to.
  • Nothing else. No account, no profile, no membership card, no loyalty points.

We may use analytics tools such as Google Analytics. They may set cookies or process technical data according to their own policies. We don’t use them to identify you personally or build a creepy dossier.

What we don’t do

  • We don’t sell your data.
  • We don’t rent, trade, auction, or otherwise monetize it.
  • We don’t run a data broker on the side.
  • We don’t try to figure out your age, income, interests, or browsing habits.
  • We don’t spam you. We barely have time to email people back.

Cookies

Analytics cookies may be used to count visits and understand traffic. You can block cookies in your browser or use a privacy-focused browser. The site should still work.

Your choices

You can browse without identifying yourself. You can block analytics. You can email us and ask what we have about you — the answer will almost certainly be “an email you sent us and some aggregate traffic numbers.”

If you email us

We keep emails so we can reply and remember the conversation. We don’t add you to a mailing list unless you explicitly ask. We don’t share your email with anyone.

Changes

If we add something that changes this — a newsletter, comments, affiliate links, or a giant data-hungry AI experiment — we’ll update this page and change the date at the top.

Contact

Questions, corrections, or privacy concerns:

hello@inferencecafe.com

Thanks for reading. Now go clear your cookies. Or don’t. We’re not your boss.